Motleyball

If the season ended today this is how the playoffs would look.

NFC:

#1 Detroit Lions- 5-0 (I would say they earned it if it wasn’t for the Packers.)

#2 San Francisco 49ers- 4-1 (Have played well, but once again the spot should be owned by the Pack)

#3 New Orleans Saints- 4-1 (They look good, and it looks like they’re in the start of a run.)

#4 Washington Redskins- 3-1 (Haven’t looked that bad, but I expect they won’t be on our list in a few weeks.)

#5 Green Bay Packers- 5-0 (Right now the best team in the league, and are tied with the Lions in 1st.)

#6 New York Giants- 3-2 (Barely holding in there with the Bucs also being 3-2)

In the Hunt…

Tampa Bay Buccaneers- 3-2 (Practically interchangeable with the Giants, but that loss in San Fran hurts.

Dallas Cowboys- 2-2 (Coming of their bye week and has a very tough date with the Patriots.)

AFC:

#1 Buffalo Bills- 4-1 (That win against New England is looking very good right now.)

#2 San Diego Chargers- 4-1 (There finding ways to win, but I have to tell you they need to get their heads in the game.)

#3 Baltimore Ravens- 3-1 (They look great right now, and are playing like the spot, if not better)

#4 Houston Texans- 3-2 (Have looked good, but a loss in Oakland raises some Q’s)

#5 New England Patriots- 4-1 (Like the Packers they could easily be switched with the Bills as #1)

#6 Cincinnati Bengals- 3-2 (The surprising team that sneaks up on everyone, yet they barely hold this spot thanks to tiebreaks)

In the Hunt…

Tennessee Titans- 3-2 (One of the 5 teams that are 3-2 along with Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Houston, and Oakland.)

Oakland Raiders- 3-2 (Looked good last week, and was able to hold the Texans last surge with only ten men.)

Pittsburgh Steelers- 3-2 (Haven’t played like themselves lately, but has it easy next week versus Jacksonville.)

End of the Season Awards!

MVP: Aaron Rodgers- Who else? This guy leads the league in TD’s, QBR,  and Completion percentage. It’s no contest here.

Runner Ups: Matthew Stafford, Tom Brady, Calvin Johnson, Wes Welker

Offensive Player of the Year: Calvin Johnson- This guy is on pace to catch 30 TD’s! If he keeps this up he may even give Rodgers a run for his money at MVP.

Runner Ups: Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Darren McFadden

Defensive Player of the Year: Jared Allen- Allen has 8.5 sacks in 5 weeks. that means he’s on pace for 27 sacks, which would take the record for the most sacks in one season ever.

Runner ups: Terell Suggs, Ed Reed, Charles Woodson

Offensive Rookie of the Year: Cam Newton- The stats that he’s put up is unbelievable. He’s broken all kinds of records and obviously deserves this award. If he could just win.

Runner Ups: Julio Jones, A.J. Green, Daniel Thomas

Defensive Rookie of the Year: Von Miller- Miller has put up a sack a game for the Broncos and has quietly been pretty scary for opposing quarterbacks.

Runner Ups: None

Comeback Player of the Year: Matthew Stafford- He’s gotten his act together, and (so far) has an undefeated team. If he stays healthy this awards his.

Runner Ups: Matt Hasselback

Coach of the Year: Jim Schwartz- The Lions have won their last nine games traveling back into last season, after going 0-16 just a few years before. Heck, this doesn’t deserve Coach of the Year it deserves Miracle of the Year.

Runner Ups: None

All right, now looking back on my beginning season picks I wasn’t lookin’ so bad, was I? One fact annoys me though… I had the Dallas Cowboys going to the NFC Championship… how insane was I? Well maybe not overly insane, I mean they aren’t looking half bad now. Anyway, now are some more educated predictions.

NFC Wild Card:

The Pack: 27                   Dirty Birds: 21 (OT)

Lambs: 10                        The Pack:27

Wildcard:                                                                                  The Pack: (flip a coin)

‘Aints: 13                          Eagles: 20                                     Da Bears:  (I have no idea)

Da Bears: 17                    Da Bears: 23                                  

AFC:                                                                  SUPER  BOWL

Wildcard:

J-E-T-S: 23                 Pats: 35                

KCHIEF: 27                KCHIEF: 19

Wildcard:                                                                               Pats: 28

Ravens: 24                    Ravens: 17                                  Squealers: 20

Jags: 10                          The Squealers: 30

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Here are my predictions for the 2010 season.

AFC EAST:

1. New York Jets: 11-5

2. New England Patriots: 10-6

3. Miami Dolphins: 7-9

4. Buffalo Bills: 4-12

AFC NORTH:

1. Baltimore Ravens: 10-6

2. Cincinnati Bengals: 9-7

3. Pittsburgh Steelers: 7-9

4. Cleveland Browns: 5-10

AFC SOUTH:

1. Indianapolis Colts: 11-5

2. Houston Texans: 9-7

3. Tennessee Titans: 9-7

4. Jacksonville Jaguars: 7-9

AFC WEST:

1. San Diego Chargers: 10-6

2. Denver Broncos: 9-7

3. Kansas City Cheifs: 5-11

4. Oakland Raiders: 4-12

NFC EAST:

1. Dallas Cowboys: 11-5

2. Philidelphia Eagles: 9-7

3. Washington Redskins: 7-9

4. New York Giants: 7-9

NFC NORTH:

1. Green Bay Packers: 11-5

2. Minnesota Vikings 9-7

3. Chicago Bears: 6-10

4. Detroit Lions: 2-14

NFC SOUTH:

1. New Orleans Saints: 11-5

2. Atlanta Falcons: 9-7

3. Carolina Panthers: 7-9

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 3-13

NFC WEST:

1. San Fransisco 49′ers: 9-7

2. Arizona Cardinals: 8-8

3. Seattle Seahawks: 7-9

4. Saint Louis Rams: 4-12

Okay, those are the regular season predictions. I’m going to go long and predict the playoffs too.

AFC WILD CARD:

Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens: Bengals 14 at Ravens 17

New England Patriots at San Diego Chargers: New England Patriots 20 at San Diego Chargers 31

NFC WILD CARD:

Minnesota Vikings at Dallas Cowboys: Minnesota Vikings 20 at Dallas Cowboys 35

Atlanta Falcons at San Fransisco 49′ers: Atlanta Falcons 31 at San Fransisco 49′ers 17

AFC DIVISIONAL ROUND:

Baltimore Ravens at Indianapolis Colts: Baltimore Ravens 34 at Indianapolis Colts 31

San Diego Chargers at New York Jets: San Diego Chargers 13 at New York Jets 17

NFC DIVISIONAL ROUND:

Dallas Cowboys at New Orleans Saints: Dallas Cowboys 28 at New Orleans Saints 24

Atlanta Falcons at Green Bay Packers: Atlanta Falcons 7 at Green Bay Packers 24

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND:

Baltimore Ravens at New York Jets: Baltimore Ravens 17 at New York Jets 9

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND:

Dallas Cowboys at Green Bay Packers: Dallas Cowboys 24 at Green Bay Packers 27 (OT)

SUPER BOWL:

Green Bay Packers vs Baltimore Ravens: Green Bay Packers 24 vs Baltimore Ravens 31

SUPER BOWL CHAMPION:

Baltimore Ravens

SUPER BOWL MVP:

Ray Rice

Okay, my logic here is that Green Bay will get far thanks to there home field advantage. I mean, heck, nobody can play in the cold like Green Bay. If they don’t win home field advantage I could see it going a completely different path. If Dallas wins home field advantage then I have them winning it since this years super bowl is in Dallas anyway. As for the Ravens, I expect them to pop up and take an unexpected.

Have you wondered what Motleyball actually is? Well, one example of it is Ping-Pong-Balloon-Dodgeball. You see, Motleyball is quite interesting that way. You never know what to expect. I mean, I just made up that title! In the picture shown below you see an example of Motleyball.

Here is one of the many versions of Motleyball, as demonstrated by my friend, Cale and I.

So, there you see it is pretty random. Actually, it’s amazingly random. So you see Motleyball is a mixture of thoughts and sports that has to do with all things Motley. Well, this has a lot of mixed feelings. I, Luke, look like I’m dancing for one, while Cale’s face is scrunched together in concentration.

It is a mixture of sports. Obviously, there are balloons. There’s ping-pong. There’s dodgeball. And there’s mines. (It’ll make since later.)

So, it’s called Ping-Pong-Balloon-Dodgeball including mines. Or, a shortened version is Motleyball.

The game is played like this. You each start with a ping-pong paddle and a bunch of balloons on your side. The goal is to hit the balloons at the other person. This game needs to played at a ping-pong table and each of you get a side. You can’t cross the net. Well, you make up the rules as you go along, so one of them I made was that if you step past the net mines will blow you to bits. (Told you it’d make since!)

So, pop open a coke and play some Ping-Pong-Balloon-Dodgeball, or as I like to call it…

Motleyball.

Last night there was a game that lasted 6 hours. It was the Cards and Mets. After 20 innings the Mets pulled it out.  It wasn’t the longest game, but after 18 innings they hadn’t scored!!!!  The pitchers were awesome and fielding great. I should know because I was there that last night was a game to remember. It was very boring though.

On Sunday Shaun White(the best snowboarder in the world) did the double Mc Twist  1260. Its a move only he knows how to do. Look at this.

He is only 23 and so much better than everyone else. He is getting almost 10 feet higher. Please let me know what you think.

On this Sunday we will arguably be watching the best two Quarterbacks in the league play. Much better, the to fastest moving. I know I messed up my picks last time but I think I’m going to get it right.

‘Aints no more 34 The Peyton Manning’s 30

My reasoning… Brees and the Saints will force more turnovers to win the game… watch for that. Both offenses will score so whoever forces more turnovers will get the ball more, so they’ll win. To force turnovers the Saints will need to get to Manning, or make him think they’re coming. The key to that is Darren Sharper. The key to that is him showing blitz, so Manning will audible to a short slant. Then he’ll drop back to the middle an get a pick.

Brees and the Saints plan will be an easy one… throw the ball so they can run. They will pass the ball a few plays then run… and so on. This will put up points.

Thats what Luke thinks, What about you?

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